{"id":20,"date":"2024-04-04T00:12:31","date_gmt":"2024-04-04T00:12:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/spaff.com\/?page_id=20"},"modified":"2024-04-04T00:18:48","modified_gmt":"2024-04-04T00:18:48","slug":"home","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/spaff.com\/","title":{"rendered":"Home"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-page\" data-elementor-id=\"20\" class=\"elementor elementor-20\" data-elementor-post-type=\"page\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-b781caa e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"b781caa\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-core-v316-plus=\"true\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-cc60326 e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-child\" data-id=\"cc60326\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-settings=\"{&quot;background_background&quot;:&quot;classic&quot;}\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-dcf4f30 elementor-widget elementor-widget-html\" data-id=\"dcf4f30\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"html.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<center>&quot;Enjoy the sumptuous sound of (the supremely talented) Robert and Spaff&#39;s greatest hits, uncompressed, on this super-cool CD.&quot;<br \/>\n<font color=\"FE9A2E\">- <i>Dr. Demento, from his liner notes<\/i><\/font>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/thefump.com\/store\/release\/135\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"Best_of_Robert_Lund_cover_500w.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n\n<p><\/p>\n<font color=\"FE9A2E\" size=\"+2;\">Spaff.com Presents<\/font><br \/>\n<font size=\"+2\">THE BEST OF ROBERT LUND <\/font>\n\n<p><b>1. Invocation<\/b><br \/>\n<b>2. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.spaff.com\/poesy\/vader.html\">I Got Crabs from Darth Vader<\/a><\/b> <font color=\"FE9A2E\">(Parody of Garth Brooks&#39; <i>Friends in Low Places<\/i>)<\/font><br \/>\n<b>3. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.spaff.com\/poesy\/boobs.html\">99 Words for Boobs<\/a><\/b> <font color=\"FE9A2E\">(Parody of Nena&#39;s <i>99 Luftballons<\/i>)<\/font><br \/>\n<b>4. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.spaff.com\/poesy\/everything.html\">I&#39;m Everything<\/a><\/b> <font color=\"FE9A2E\">(Parody of Michael Buble&#39;s <i>Everything<\/i>)<\/font><br \/>\n<b>5. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.spaff.com\/poesy\/pool.html\">I Peed in the Pool<\/a><\/b> <font color=\"FE9A2E\">(Parody of Katy Perry&#39;s <i>I Kissed a Girl<\/i>)<\/font><br \/>\n<b>6. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.spaff.com\/poesy\/delilah.html\">Re: Your Song About My Client Delilah<\/a><\/b> <font color=\"FE9A2E\">(Parody of Plain White T&#39;s&#39; <i>Hey There Delilah<\/i>)<\/font><br \/>\n<b>7. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.spaff.com\/poesy\/iranian.html\">Iranian Uranium<\/a><\/b> <font color=\"FE9A2E\">(Parody of <i>Marian the Librarian<\/i> from <i>The Music Man<\/i>)<\/font><br \/>\n<b>8. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.spaff.com\/poesy\/toast.html\">We Drank a Toast to Underpants<\/a><\/b> <font color=\"FE9A2E\">(Parody of Dan Fogelberg&#39;s <i>Same Old Lang Syne<\/i>)<\/font><br \/>\n<b>9. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.spaff.com\/poesy\/avatar.html\">Ten Foot Two, Skin of Blue<\/a><\/b> <font color=\"FE9A2E\">(Parody of the California Ramblers&#39; <i>Has Anybody Seen My Gal?<\/i>)<\/font><br \/>\n<b>10. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.spaff.com\/poesy\/buns.html\">Unbeatable Buns<\/a><\/b> <font color=\"FE9A2E\">(Parody of Green Day&#39;s <i>21 Guns<\/i>)<\/font><br \/>\n<b>11. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.spaff.com\/poesy\/bandaid.html\">Band-Aid<\/a><\/b> <font color=\"FE9A2E\">(Parody of Daniel Powter&#39;s <i>Bad Day<\/i>)<\/font><br \/>\n<b>12. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.spaff.com\/poesy\/uranus.html\">Uranus!<\/a><\/b> <font color=\"FE9A2E\">(Parody of <i>Tomorrow<\/i> from <i>Annie<\/i>)<\/font><br \/>\n<b>13. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.spaff.com\/poesy\/eat_you_now.html\">Eat You Now<\/a><\/b> <font color=\"FE9A2E\">(Parody of Lady Antebellum&#39;s <i>Need You Now<\/i>)<\/font><br \/>\n<b>14. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.spaff.com\/poesy\/hef.html\">(I Wanna Be Your) Hugh Hefner<\/a><\/b> <font color=\"FE9A2E\">(parody of Peter Gabriel&#39;s <i>Sledgehammer<\/i>)<\/font><br \/>\n<b>15. Welcome to the Klyuchevskaya Sopka<\/b> <font color=\"FE9A2E\">(Parody of My Chemical Romance&#39;s <i>Welcome to the Black Parade<\/i>)<\/font><br \/>\n<b>16. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.spaff.com\/poesy\/bert.html\">Bert&#39;s No Good<\/a><\/b> <font color=\"FE9A2E\">(Parody of John Cougar&#39;s <i>Hurts So Good<\/i>)<\/font><br \/>\n<b>17. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.spaff.com\/poesy\/cake.html\">But You Get to Have Cake<\/a><\/b> <font color=\"FE9A2E\">(Parody of George Michael&#39;s <i>Faith<\/i>)<\/font><br \/>\n<b>18. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.spaff.com\/poesy\/king_kong.html\">King Kong<\/a><\/b> <font color=\"FE9A2E\">(Parody of Aerosmith&#39;s <i>Dream On<\/i>)<\/font><br \/>\n<b>19. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.spaff.com\/poesy\/midol.html\">Midol<\/a><\/b> <font color=\"FE9A2E\">(Parody of the Temptations&#39; <i>My Girl<\/i>)<\/font><br \/>\n<b>20. U-R-I-N-A-L<\/b> <font color=\"FE9A2E\">(Parody of Joe Cocker&#39;s <i>You Are So Beautiful<\/i>)<\/font><br \/>\n<b>21. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.spaff.com\/poesy\/obama.html\">Save Me, Obama<\/a><\/b> <font color=\"FE9A2E\">(Parody of the Beatles&#39; <i>Lady Madonna<\/i>)<\/font><br \/>\n<b>22. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.spaff.com\/poesy\/keeping_you.html\">Where I&#39;m Keeping You<\/a><\/b> <font color=\"FE9A2E\">(Parody of Shania Twain&#39;s <i>Forever and for Always<\/i>)<\/font><br \/>\n<b>23. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.spaff.com\/poesy\/shakespearean_pie.html\">Shakespearean Pie<\/a><\/b> <font color=\"FE9A2E\">(Parody of Don McLean&#39;s <i>American Pie<\/i>)<\/font><br \/>\n<b>24. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.spaff.com\/poesy\/zombie.html\">Undead Elves<\/a><\/b> <font color=\"FE9A2E\">(Parody of Foster the People&#39;s <i>Pumped Up Kicks<\/i>)<\/font><br \/>\n<b>25. Benediction<\/b><\/p>\n\n<p>Get this all from<br \/>\n<font size=\"+2\"><a href=\"https:\/\/thefump.com\/store\/release\/135\">The Funny Music Project<\/a><\/font><\/p>\n\n<p>&copy; <a href=\"mailto:spaff@spaff.com\">Spaff.com<\/a><\/p>\n\n<p><\/p>\n<\/center>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&quot;Enjoy the sumptuous sound of (the supremely talented) Robert and Spaff&#39;s greatest hits, uncompressed, on this super-cool CD.&quot; &#8211; Dr. Demento, from his liner notes Spaff.com Presents THE BEST OF ROBERT LUND 1. Invocation 2. 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