WISTERIA LANE
Parody of U2's "Mysterious Ways"
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion

PERFORMED BY ROBERT LUND
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Teri took a dive
After "Lois and Clark"
Went from raisin' Cain
To jumpin' the shark
She did "Seinfeld" once or twice
Must have been on crack
When she joined Howie Long
In ads for Radio Shack
(Ugh)

Where'd "Sex and
The City" go?
We need another
Wholesome show

Desperate lives - desperate drives - of housewives
She moved to Wisteria Lane
Desperate guys - fantasize - 'bout housewives
She moved to Wisteria Lane

Nicolette disrobed
In the Eagles locker room
Scored some Janet Jackson buzz
Though censors fume
There's ratings to strut
Awards out the butt
Guess it's clear we all relate
To the neighborhood slut

On your knees, bitch!

& Eva yeah
She drives me wild
She gets her lawn mowed by a - chiiiiild

Desperate minds - desperate kinds - of housewives
They live on Wisteria Lane
Desperate lies - desperate thighs - of housewives
They live on Wisteria Lane
Feast my eyes - get my rise - from "Housewives"
Sleep all day, waste Sunday nights (Yeah)

[Lurid instrumental]

One street's got fires
Murders and drugs
S & M moms
Fatal affairs
Wilder than you - tah
Dude if I had those neighbors
I'd never leeeave town!

Desperate lives - desperate drives - of housewives
They live on Wisteria Lane
Desperate guys - fantasize - 'bout housewives
Let's move to Wisteria Lane!
(etc.)

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