VOTING TIME
Parody of Semisonic's "Closing Time"
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion

PERFORMED BY ROBERT LUND
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Voting time
Time to give Electoral Dysfunction another try
Voting time
Maybe you're a partisan or maybe you're a little bi
Voting time
Meditate or flip a coin until the right decision comes
Voting time
Throw out all the bums; it's time for brand - new - bums

I know you just want to tax my home
I know you just want to tap my phone
I know you just won't leave me alone
So I vote

Voting time
Time for sober choices but I swear they all look better smashed
Voting time
The red side takes your freedoms and the blue side wants to take your cash
So grab your registrations
Storm your polling stations
The line's long so wear Depends
Voting time
All the next elections start the moment this election ends
(Yeah)

I know you just want to rule the globe
I know you just want to fool the globe
I know you're all proctologic probes
Still I vote

Voting time
Next term's indigestion starts when this term's fear and loathing end

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