Spaff.com "New York's Two Dorks" Parody of Frank Sinatra's "New York, New York"

NEW YORK'S TWO DORKS
Parody of Frank Sinatra's "New York, New York"(Kander/Ebb)
Lyrics by Mike Agrelius and M. Spaff Sumsion

PERFORMED BY ROBERT LUND
From the CD Politicked Off!

Just turned on the news
And guess what they say:
Who leads the Presidential race?
New York's two dorks!

Conservative schmooze
Or liberal clich�
Is this the choice I have to face?
New York's two dorks?

How did I end up
In a country where candidates
All go to Capitol Hill
From just one place?

My state feels misused
We're light years away
But who pretends to know the place?
New York's two dorks!

If they can fake it there
They'll fake it everywhere
It's come down to
New York's two dorks

New York's two dorks!

I'm gonna wake up
At the end of 2008
And find electoral votes
Don't pull much weight
Capitol Hill's
An Empire State!

Those Little Rock blues
Chased her to Broadway
While he has rarely shown his face
Outside New York

And - we'll end up hers or his
The only real distinction is
One's red, one's blue!
New York's two dorks!

You dorks!