Spaff.com "My Men's Room Date's a Senator" Parody of the J. Geils Band's "Centerfold"

MY MEN'S ROOM DATE'S A SENATOR
Parody of the J. Geils Band's "Centerfold"(Justman)
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion

PERFORMED BY ROBERT LUND
From the CD Politicked Off!

Concourse B? Concourse D?
Concourse S and M?
I like the airport men's rooms
'Cause they frequently have men

One guy sat beside me
And tapped my one-inch wall
We made a tight connection
In that tight airport stall

Weeks go by and there's my bathroom boyfriend on C-SPAN
Ironic he's Republican - that ends with "public can"!

I flush to score!
My hot spot is a cold tile floor!
My men's room date's a senator
(Men's room date's a senator)

My john's hardcore!
His policy is open door!
[Doo doo da doo doo doo]
My men's room date's a senator

First he peeked into my space
With special interest on his face
I just smiled and tapped my feet
And whistled "Paper Moon"

Soon he's in the next-door loo
Nudgin' me with his ortho shoe
Something made it clear to me
That we'd have congress soon

Who knows who's beside you?
This restroom game's a rush
How lucky I got dealt a queen
To help complete my flush!

My stud's mature!
My homeland's feeling quite secure!
My men's room date's a senator
(Men's room date's a senator)

He's fun galore!
He's number one - or two for sure!
[Doo doo da doo doo doo]
My men's room date's a senator

It's okay, I understand
You're still a Family Values man
But if you blame your real wide stance
You must wear ultra-stretchy pants

They'll make fun, yes they will
Let those bloggers mock us
But I'll stand up - or sit for you
And help you poll your caucus

The right wing should be proud, you know
You put da ho in Idaho
Oh no, don't let 'em spoil it
Oh yeah, I'll meet you in the toilet!

One! Two! Two! Two!
I flush to score!
My hot spot is a cold tile floor!
My men's room date's a senator
(Men's room date's a senator)

My john's hardcore!
Hey, bring your camera, Michael Moore!
[Doo doo da doo doo doo]
My men's room date's a senator!