RENTBOY
Parody of the Beatles' "This Boy"

PERFORMED BY ROBERT LUND
M. Spaff Sumsion: Concept and lyrics
Robert Lund: All vocals, instruments, and production

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    Rentboy
    Fly with me to France
    You can carry my pants
    Oops, I left them home again

    Massage boy
    I am so not gay
    Gays rub me the wrong way
    Help me rub one out instead

    Oh, and rentboy
    I've got baggage
    In the closet
    Come and pack!
    We'll fly
    On the red-eye
    But first grab my sack!

    Rentboy
    Oops, I missed our flight
    We got laid over tonight
    You'll have to hold my junk again


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