PINK CHRISTMAS
Parody of Pink's "So What"

PERFORMED BY MONEYSHOT COSMONAUTS
M. Spaff Sumsion: Mission control and lyrical interbreeding
Cari Golden: Pinko vox
Bob Emmet: Instroperformoproductomixism

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    Fa la la la la la la
    Fa la la la la la
    Fa la la la la la la
    Fa la la la la la

    The weather outside is frightful
    But we've got no place to go
    The fire is so delightful
    So we're gonna let it snow
    It doesn't show signs of stopping
    The lights are turned way down low
    And we've got some corn for popping
    So we're gonna let it snow

    Fa la la la la la la
    Oh what a lovely sight
    Fa la la la la la la
    Santa Claus comes tonight

    So watch out
    You better not pout
    You better not cry
    I'm tellin' you why
    'Cause Saint Nick
    Is touching down here
    With all his reindeer
    Up on the rooftop
    Tonight
    Silent night
    Holy night
    All is bright
    So watch out
    You better not pout
    You better not cry
    'Cause Santa's coming tonight

    (Uh, jingle my bells, oah)

    I will be home for Christmas
    You can all count on me
    Please have some mistletoe and
    Presents around the tree
    On Christmas Eve you'll find me
    Where all the love light gleams
    I will be home for Christmas
    If only in my dreams

    Fa la la la la la la
    Bring on the peace and light
    Fa la la la la la la
    The chubby man comes tonight

    We wish you
    A slammin' Solstice
    A happy Hannukah
    A kickin' Kwanzaa
    Now bring us
    Some figgy pudding
    Because we won't go
    Until we get some
    Tonight
    Silent night
    Holy night
    All is bright
    So watch out
    You better not pout
    You better not cry
    Because it's Christmas tonight

    Fa la la la la la la
    Fa la la la la la
    (Phhbbbt!)


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