NOAH
Parody of The Kinks' "Lola"
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion

PERFORMED BY ROBERT LUND
From the CD Workin' the Glory   BUY @ $10.99
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I met him trapping bears down in Torah town
He had two warthogs and some kangaroos and a boa
a B-O-A boa
He fought off the snake and put bats in his pants
I asked him his name and in an ancient voice he said Noah
N-O-A-H Noah
No-no-no-no-Noah

Well I'm not a real vegetarian dude
So I thought we'd be having a big barbecue
Me and Noah
No-no-no-no-Noah

So I grabbed the sheep but the old geezer laughed
These are all gonna join me on a big ol' raft
Said my Noah
No-no-no-no-Noah
No-no-no-no-Noah

He talked about a flood, man he sounded insane
But I jumped on board when it started to rain
On my Noah
No-no-no-no-Noah

Well I'm not dumb but I don't have a clue
How he got the amoebas to board two-by-two
For my Noah
N-O-A-H Noah
No-no-no-no-Noah

We closed the doors with people cursing at him
Hasta la vista, baby! Hope you learn how to swim!
Said my Noah
No-no-no-no-Noah

No words can describe how awful it stinks
But at least there's an ark and I hope it don't sink
And so does Noah
No-no-no-no-Noah
No-no-no-no-Noah
(etc.)

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