I'M KARL MALONE
Parody of Green Day's "Boulevard of Broken Dreams"
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion

PERFORMED BY ROBERT LUND
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March 23, 2006: Karl Malone's number (32) is retired by the Utah Jazz. So what if Malone himself retired, um, elsewhere.

I walk the Salt Lake streets
I'm headed for my Delta Center home
I've got nosebleed seats
But I like to dream that I'm Karl Malone

So call me MVP
Though I never scored a freakin' ring
Kobe disses me
But he can kiss my butt 'cause I'm Karl Malone

I'm Karl Malone
I'm Karl Malone

I'm Karl Malone
I'm Karl Ma-

My dream is - stay so pumped can't no one touch me
Ka-reem is - only one who scored so much-ly
Sometimes some - guys said Hey your elbow nudged me
Take that - I'm - Karl Malone!

Ya gaw -- ta luh -- vit bay -- ay bee
Mail man -- dee liv -- er ee

I dream I'm six-foot-nine
Baddest power forward of all time
On the free throw line
Read my Dream Team lips - I'm Karl Malone

Mormons praise my name
Thirty-seven thousand reasons why
Expand the Hall of Fame
To make room for my truck 'cause I'm Karl Malone

I'm Karl Malone
I'm Karl Malone

I'm Karl Malone
I'm Karl Ma-

Hey Rodman - You wish you could wrestle like me
Forgot-tun - There's one word that won't describe me
John Stockton - See you in the Hall beside me
I'm bad - I'm - Karl Malone!

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