PERFORMED BY ROBERT LUND
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Jail! - Don't be embarrassed
Jail! - If you drive like Paris
Jail! - 'Cause you can hang out in...
JAIL!

When I was young and dumb and blond and rich and free
I never dreamed I'd wind up in the penitentiary
But now there's tons of awesome stars committing crime
To be like these celebrities
I've got to do hard time

Jail's where Paris Hilton now goes down
It's a hot spot, just ask James or Bobby Brown
Hey, Mel Gibson's cop, take me downtown!
Won't you please, please jail me?

So now I taunt the cops with nonstop felonies
I tear off mattress tags and download MP3s
In jail I'll hang out with Mike Tyson every night
I'll have to just remind myself
To hold the soap real tight

Jail's where cats meet Snoop Dogg in the pound
Even MILFs like Daryl Hannah hang around
Jail's where all the chicks from Lost are found
Won't you please, please jail me?

When I was young I thought that prison would be hell
But nowadays Lil' Kim and Paris Hilton share my cell
We all get conjugals from Kim Kardashian
It's so hardcore that O.J. swore
He'd kill to get back in

Jail has got the tightest bars in town
It's where Martha Stewart sewed Boy George a gown
Jail's got four Phil Spector walls of sound
Won't you please, please jail me?
Jail me! Jail me! Ooh!

"That's hot."

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