Spaff.com "Enter Cupid" Parody of Metallica's "Enter Sandman"

ENTER CUPID
Parody of Metallica's "Enter Sandman"
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion

PERFORMED BY ROBERT LUND
Eric Mangum: Lead Guitar
Heather Elmer: Bridal Vows
Robert Lund: Everything Else

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Say your prayers
Honey bun
If you think love's fun
Soon your torment's begun
A psycho ex
No more sex
Alimony checks
Should've married a nun

Hope the bar's still open
You're Seagram's bitch tonight

LOVE'S - A - LIE
CU - PID - DIE
TAKE - THAT - BOW
Shove it up your candy hole!

God of love?
What BS!
God of bowel distress
And Johnwaynebobbittness
Run like hell
Till that nut
Pops a cap in your butt
And your heart is a mess

Sleep tonight with no one
Blow up that doll with pride

AS - TRO - GLIDE
SELF - AP - PLIED
CU - PID'S - TRASH
Kick his little pansy ass!

[Pastor] "With this ring I do thee take"
[Couple] "With this bling I duty fake"
[Pastor] "I swear all others to forsake"
[Couple] "I'll swear if it's a huge mistake"
[Pastor] "Through richer, poorer, better, worse"
[Couple] "Through in-laws, fights, affairs, and worse"
[Pastor] "Until my life has run its course"
[Couple] "Till death, annulment, or divorce"

Hush, Mrs Trump, please don't say a word
Trophies are better seen than heard
You didn't wed for cash you swear
Sure - You love your homeboy's hair

E - ROS - BITES
LOVE'S - A - FRIGHT
YOU'VE - BEEN - SCAMMED

VAL - EN - TINE'S
SPENT - ON - LINE
CU - PID - SUCKS
Kick his little naked butt!