PERFORMED BY ROBERT LUND
Sample/Download from the Mad Music Archive

Uno - dos -
Warrants - to - num'ro - ocho!

Hey!
Dopey Kobe!
Watch 'im now, watch 'im!
He getcha!

Jackson calls Shaq-ee
About a thing he views:
Do ya recognize that bald guy
On the evening news?

DOPEY KOBEEEEEEEEEH - Dopey Kobe
Dopey Kobe!
Mopey Kobe!
Holy Moley!

Out in Colorado
There's a local lass
Went to his hotel room
And got har-assed

DOPEY KOBEEEEEEEEEH - Dopey Kobe
Dopey Kobe!
Lonely Kobe!
Hopeless Kobe!

Scored 'n Eagle! Scored 'n Eagle!

Bought a new ring for Vanessa
Wit' a bling bling stone
Will he lose a ring for Payton
And Karl Malone?

DOPEY KOBEEEEEEEEEH - Dopey Kobe
Dopey Kobe!
Lowly Kobe!
Phony Kobe!

Watch 'im now, watch 'im!
They got 'im, they got 'im!

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