"Missed it by THAT much"
SHE'S ALWAYS A CLINTON
Parody of Billy Joel's "She's Always a Woman"
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion
PERFORMED BY ROBERT LUND
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She's Attila the Hun with a touch of June Cleaver
If she says she'll concede, you should never believe her
'Cause her word isn't "candid," it's "candidacy"
She connives like a Rove but she's always a Clinton to me
She's got laughter and tears, but they're strangely robotic
And she makes the left tense and the right go psychotic
There's an anxiety on which both sides agree
And she'll bore like a Gore but she's always a Clinton to me
Oh
She can feel no regret
She won't let you forget
All the votes she's amassed
Oh
And she'll never retire
And she's never dodged fire
She just changes her past
She can stick with a spouse who's increasingly creepy
She can say Barack sucks and then beg to be V.P.
Call her "Capitol Hil" 'cause that's where she must be
Any Zero IQ could replace W
But she's always a Clinton to me
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