Spaff.com "Capitol Hill" Parody of Weezer's "Beverly Hills"

CAPITOL HILL
Parody of Weezer's "Beverly Hills"(Cuomo)
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion

PERFORMED BY ROBERT LUND
From the CD Politicked Off!

The USA's feeling not so great
The partisan fights are a bunch of crap
The Middle East is a little wack
And approval ratings are minus three

But here's how you can fix this mess:
Make me P.O.T.U.S.
Hey special interest groupies, come
And make donations to my partay

Capitol Hill!
That's where I want to be!
Please elect me! Please elect me!
Rulin' on Capitol Hill

Capitol Hill!
Poundin' shots with Ted Kennedy!
Please elect me! Please elect me!
Send me to Capitol Hill

I'll declare all tax unfair
I'll send al-Qaida STDs
And I'll support your right to bare
Arms and legs and mammaries

And sometimes I'll lean to the left
And sometimes I'll lean to the right
And sometimes I'll do both then fall
If it's a party night on

Capitol Hill!
Come be my first lady!
Please elect me! Please elect me!
Chillin' on Capitol Hill

Capitol Hill!
Bring a friend for Giuliani!
Please elect me! Please elect me!
Man, I love Capitol Hill

The truth is
Health care should be free
And so should beer and nachos
And trips to Waikiki

I'll resolve the immigration fiasco
I'll simply annex Mehico
We'll pimp out Air Force One and sing
Hail to the ME...yo

Capitol Hill!
Kiss my democracy!
Please elect me! Please elect me!
Lemme run Capitol Hill

Capitol Hill!
Hot-tubbin' with Hillary C!
Please elect me! Please elect me!
I RULE on Capitol Hill!

My fellow Americans:
Tonight I'm subsidizing happy hour.
God bless Margaritaville.