Spaff.com "Wish They All Could Lead California" parody of the Beach Boys' "California Girls"

WISH THEY ALL COULD LEAD CALIFORNIA
Parody of the Beach Boys' "California Girls"
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion

PERFORMED BY ROBERT LUND
Sample/Download from the Mad Music Archive

Well Schwarzenegger's hip
I really dig those pecs and glutes
There's Father Guido and the porn star babe
And all the chimpanzees in suits
I dig that dude from Hustler
Which I read just for the jokes
And that college girl environ-mental case
And the kid from Diff'rent Strokes

They wish they all could lead California
(Wish they all could lead California)
They think they all could rock California's
World

The left coast has this recall
And the big chair's up for grabs
Even YOU can run with all the felons and nuns
And meet that billboard chick with crabs
It takes just a short petition
And a couple thousand bucks
But if ya win the race, you're in that capitol place
And baby, Sacramento sucks!

They wish they all could lead California
(Wish they all would leave California)
They think they all could rock California's
World

(Gray-bee Day-vee)

They wish they all could lead California
(Gov - gov - gov - yeah, recallin')
They must be smokin' weed, California
(Gov - gov - gov - yeah, free-fallin')
Wish they all would leave California
(Gov - gov - gov - yeah, recallin')
Think I'll just concede California...

[Fade to Gray]