Jugs and orbs and darts and gourds
Elmer Fudds and bouncing Buddhas
Sweater stretchers, lung protectors
Beach umbrellas, frost detectors
Scooby Snacks and snake-eyes dice
Jell-o molds and high-beam lights
Every day I probably use
99 words for boobs

Humpty Dumplings, Hardy Boys
Double lattes, Ode to Joys
Hooters, shooters, physics tutors
Bobbsey Twins and bald commuters
Double-WMD's
MRE's and PFD's
Snow-white dwarfs, Picasso cubes
99 words for boobs

Gerber servers, holy grails
Whoopee cushions, humpback whales
Flying saucers, traffic stoppers
Super Big Gulps, Double Whoppers
Pillows, billows, Don DeLillos
Soft-serve cones and armadillos
Pimped-out hubcaps, inner tubes
99 words for boobs

Midget earmuffs, warming globes
Strobes and probes and frontal lobes
Knockers, honkers, knicker bonkers
Smurfs and Screaming Yellow Zonkers
Tannin' cannons, Mister Bigs
Big bad wolves and Porky Pigs
Jogging partners, saline noobs
99 words for boobs

[Italicized verses from "Augmented Version"]

Chesticles and lady bags
Gorgonzolas, fake Montags
Ta-tas, nyah-nyahs, Baba Wawas
Trouble bubbles, Lady Gagas
Cupcakes, milkshakes, melons, pups
Snuggle bunnies, double-ups
Lubbly jubblies, Jiffy Lubes
99 words for boobs

Udders, brudders, head lamps, sweets
Pistols, Bristols, tricks and treats
Baps, block busters, beach balls, boulders
Bottles, bombs, bikini holders
Ladies' lefts and women's rights
Thunder balls and mozzie bites
Lollies, Lulus, luftballoons
99 words for boobs

Two-point jumpers, Bambi's Thumpers
Rubber baby buggy bumpers
Rutabagas, Chi Omegas
Schwag the showgirls show in Vegas
Congo bongos, bowling pins
Fast-pitch softballs, siamese twins
Your claims I'm breast-obsessed are true
We're quite a pair 'cause I'm a boob too

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