PERFORMED BY ROBERT LUND
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Oh, right before your turn I'd have sworn the game was through
I was so low on cash that I mortgaged my railroads - then you
LANDED ON BOARDWALK!
THAT'S OWNED BY MEEEEEE!
I'm the undisputed king of
Monopoly!

Now you're on Boardwalk!
My proper-tee!
Yeah, you're on Boardwalk!
Give your money to me!
'Cause you're on Boardwalk!
Two THOUSAND bucks!
Dude, you're on Boardwalk!
I guess being you sucks!

'Cause you're on Boardwalk!
BOARDWALK!

Hey, I know you hoped you'd be landing on Chance instead
But with my awesome luck, I'll bet that the card would have said
ADVANCE TO BOARDWALK!
THAT DON'T COME CHEEEEEAP, yeah
Got a hotel on it, baby
Read it and weep!

Now you're on Boardwalk!
Do not pass Go!
You're stuck on Boardwalk!
I'm the master, you know!
Look, you're on Boardwalk!
Glad I bought the dark blues!
Since you're on Boardwalk!
Fork it over - you lose!

'Cause you're on Boardwalk!
BOARDWALK!

Hey count again, you say, flashing one of your stupid smirks
K, you rolled double sixes, and look you were on Water Works...
YOU'RE NOT ON BOARDWALK!
OH MAN, THAT'S LAAAAAAME!
Move to Go and take your money.
I hate this game.

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