Spaff.com "Under the Lake" Parody of Disney's "Under the Sea"

UNDER THE LAKE (The Bear Lake Monster Song)
Parody of "Under the Sea" from Disney's The Little Mermaid
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion

Runner-up in KUER-FM and The Salt Lake Tribune's "Elevate'R Music" contest.

PERFORMED BY THE SALIVA SISTERS
Vocals: Karen Nielsen-Anson, Michelle Nunley, Rebecca Heal, Kristen Merrill
Instruments: Dave Despain, Mark Chaney
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You say dat dere ain't no monstah
Dat lives underneath Bear Lake
You tink I'm an urban legend
But dat is a big mistake
You say dat my tales ring hollow
Jus' stunts for publici-ty
But you're not so hard to swallow
I tink you'll believe, in me

Under de lake
Under Bear Lake
Swimmers are sweetened
When dey been eatin'
Raspberry shakes
"Dis is de place" for folk cuisine
Basted in SPF-15
Bearlakeosaurus
Sure love de tourists
Under Bear Lake

Like Hefner, I got de grotto
Though my plumbing's not so great
But come north to play de Lotto
You might be my next Playmate
Though bite marks could cause a bit of
Concern from de HMO
You owe me for gettin' rid of
De in-laws from Idaho

Under de lake
Under Bear Lake
Dis spot's a winnah
For your stake's dinnah
I'll eat de stake!
I dig de Mormons 'cause dey all
Low in caffeine and alcohol
Praise Garden City's
Travel committees

Under de lake (Under de lake)
Under Bear Lake (Under de lake)
We creatchas fake an
Accent Jamaican
For tourists' sake (Tour-is-m's sa-a-ake)
I been impossible to catch
Almost as long as Orrin Hatch
No monstah's cutah
In all of Utah
Under Bear Lake

De boats scratch my throat
De rafts make me laugh
De way dat they shrink
When dey bit in half
Canoes, dey amuse
De tubes, dey fast foods
Like skis, dey bring treats to chew
(Yeah!)
De chicks, dey my fix
De guys appetize
De Dad's not so bad
Won't Mom be surprised?
De kids make a scene
Dey ask, "Do he mean
To eat us?" Yes, Sea Doo!

Under de lake (Under de lake)
Under Bear Lake (Under de lake)
Nice weather change'll
Bring little angels
As in "food cake" (Angel food is great)
If Mrs. Bear Lake Monster rings
Tell her I'm pickin' up a few tings
"Tings" meaning you, mon
We fond of hu-mon
Under Bear Lake

You and your gramma
Beat Chuck-a-Rama
Under Bear Lake

Beach crowds are formin'
Gentile and Mormon
I should start warmin'
My new George Foreman
Please come and play here
You're my buffet here!
Under Bear Laaaaake!